Childproof my ass!!

I have a bottle of pills I keep in my purse.  The cap claims it’s childproof.  Squidge plays w/ it because it makes a nice sound- sound good- keeps her entertained.  So I’m reading and I look up to see a blue capsule in her mouth.  WHAT THE F%^K!!!!  I freak out!  I lift her by her feet, bash her on the back, swipe her mouth (ala first aid training).  She starts to scream because, well, her psycho mom has her by the ankles and is beating her on the back.  I think she only had that one stuck to her lip.  I think I shouldn’t worry.  I know I’m going to worry.  Childproof my ass!!!

3 Comments

  1. September 4, 2007 /

    AHHH. buy a packet of tic tacs for her to play with.

  2. Lou
    September 5, 2007 /

    Mine can get around any childproofing device ever created. My boy once drank half a bottl eof children’s motrin- It was on a high shelf, in a bag hidden from view, with a childproof cap. Thankfully, that much children’s motrin can’t hurt you.

  3. Ossy
    September 5, 2007 /

    Remember T ate almost an entire bottle of childrens vitamins??? I was on the line with the poison control hotline for over a half hour….who assured me that he would be OK….so long as it was not the viatmins fortified w/ iron!! Welcome to the club…you’ll never look at things the same again…