I have a bottle of pills I keep in my purse. The cap claims it’s childproof. Squidge plays w/ it because it makes a nice sound- sound good- keeps her entertained. So I’m reading and I look up to see a blue capsule in her mouth. WHAT THE F%^K!!!! I freak out! I lift her by her feet, bash her on the back, swipe her mouth (ala first aid training). She starts to scream because, well, her psycho mom has her by the ankles and is beating her on the back. I think she only had that one stuck to her lip. I think I shouldn’t worry. I know I’m going to worry. Childproof my ass!!!