I’ve been trying to log on all damn day. ALL.DAMN.DAY!! I haven’t been able to people. Do you have any idea how much of an internets addict I am? Well do you?? Huh?? DO YOU???? I was breaking out in a cold sweat. It was getting pretty ugly there for a while.
Luckily I’m all better now. The sweet sweet juice of the internets is flowing through my veins again.
So how am I a Dumb-ass you ask. Weeeeell it all started when my cordless phone decided to shit the bed. I’ve been running madly up the stairs to the bedroom whenever the phone rings. Wal made a very good point when he asked why I didn’t just bring the corded phone down here. Aaaaw grasshopper you have a good idea. So this morning after running madly up the stairs again I unplugged the phone and took it down stairs. I get my a$$ all comfy on my chair and open up explorer. nada. hmm try it again. nada. hmm maybe I should reboot. nada. hmmm check my wireless connection. nada. REBOOT AGAIN. NADA! NADA! NADA! OOOH my god panic starts to set in. I can’t connect to the internets. I make myself a cup of tea- because I’m English enough now that a cup of tea makes EVERYTHING better. Except it didn’t. Still no internet. I even put Squidge on the problem.
Unfortunately she wasn’t able to get it working.
HOURS later after writhing on the floor from my massive internets withdrawal I remember that I had unplugged the phone. I remember unplugging a black cord as well. I remember wondering what that was for and thinking it was for the printer. I FINALLY realize that it was for the wireless modem thingy. HA! LEY! LOU! YA! So I run madly up the stairs and plug that puppy in. I run madly down the stairs and try my internets. HA! LEY! LOU! YA! So here I am people back on the internets. I’m feeling much better thank you for asking. Squidge feels better too. A happy mummy makes a happy Squidge.