Regrets, I've had a few…

I read this post today and it got me thinking about things I long for and regrets I might have. This post is an ode to my perky b0obs. The perky bo0bs I sooo carelessly ignored thinking they would always be there for me.  I suppose I didn’t pay you enough attention. I didn’t give you the support you needed. I was young. I didn’t know any better. The thought that you might need me to hold up my end a bit did occasionally cross my mind, but you looked like you were handling things on your own. I was selfish, I realize that now.   So perky b0Obs I want to thank you for the times we had together. It’s now time to embrace the new b0Obs. The ones that aren’t as bouncy. The bo0bs that have lost their perk and hang down in shame? defeat? exhaustion? The ones that need a bra that will set off the metal detectors at the airport.  I promise I’ll take better care of you- you’re all that I’ve got!

Do you have any regrets? Has a part of your body forsaken you??


  1. March 20, 2008 /

    I am just laughing so much….mostly because you were trying not to get google hits for the word “bo0bs” LOL killing me.

  2. March 20, 2008 /

    Loved HER post, love YOUR post! I gave up ‘regretting’ my body long ago. It’s the one I have and grew to love. It’s awesome.

    Are there bo0b exercises for you? Mine have always been saggy (so big!) I wouldn’t know what perky was if it jumped up and bit me!