Damn I’m old!


Do you ever wake up one day and think Damn I’m old!! I’ve had a couple of moments like that recently and it’s a bit of a bummer! I mean I don’t ever want to be my 18 yr old self, not really! I’d like to go back and have a chat to the younger me and tell myself to study more and party less but I know I would ignore myself and party on!

No the feeling of being old is the little things that are breaking down.  My knees hurt and my joints are all creaky. My hair is thinning and that single thing is totally bumming me out! If you look at my google search history you’ll see lots of fun searching on how to fix or reverse thinning hair.  Nothing says OLD like searches like that!

I’m also tutting at aggressive drivers and mutter under my breath that girls are going to catch their death of cold going out half naked. High heeled shoes boggle my mind and what’s up with those high waisted jeans and half shirts? I get irritated when someone parks their car in front of my house for more than 24 hours *shakes fist in the air* 

I thought I would list my top Oh SHIT I’m old moments

  • When you realise your boobs are no longer perky
  • Realising Fast Times at Ridgemont High came out 34 yrs ago!
  • Seeing teenage girls wearing things you wore in your teens- hello harem pants!
  • Reading glasses
  • Finding my first grey pube! (yah I went there!)




  1. October 11, 2016 /

    I have to say that I try not to do this too much – although I do notice the achy parts of my body these days!

  2. October 13, 2016 /

    Oh God I haven’t even dared looked ‘down there’ yet! Still preoccupied with the ones on my head!

  3. October 14, 2016 /

    Nope. Am still 21, aren’t I? Total denial of anything here. Not one grey hair anywhere. Honest. :/

  4. October 14, 2016 /

    lol love this. I am racing towards the big 40 and not looking forward to it one bit. You look fab hon xx

    • October 17, 2016 /

      Everything starts going to pot after 40- just sayin’
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  5. October 15, 2016 /

    So now I’m sitting here wondering if people dye their pubes. Which is my ‘oh shit I’m old’ moment, because it’s Friday night, yet I have nothing better to do!

    • October 17, 2016 /

      I’m thinking it’s why they shave :O
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  6. October 15, 2016 /

    Look on the bright side, if you marry someone older, you’ll always be young in comparison.

    • October 17, 2016 /

      well that’s one way to look at!
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    • October 17, 2016 /

      Oh god I can’t even image plucking my pubes!
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  7. October 17, 2016 /

    My kids make me feel old when they make me say things to them that my mother said to me. I’m 35 next time and I think that’s bothering me more than any previous birthday!

  8. October 17, 2016 /

    I went to a club on Saturday night – and realised that the babies who were born the year I first went to that nightclub, could legally have been there on Saturday night . . .
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